Mike Pence Offered Refuge to a Creature of God. Democrats Responded with a Call to Violence.

Mike Pence won the fashion and logic portions of Wednesday night's vice-presidential debate against Kamala Harris, who repeatedly dodged questions about her support for court packing.

In addition to the debate victory, Pence also secured a moral victory with his impressive display of decency, kindness, and respect for all of God's creatures—even the lowly fly. Democrats seized on Pence's decision to let a defenseless insect perch atop his immaculate head. They made "memes," a popular form of online content, and mocked Pence's boundless love of life with a call to violence.

Joe Biden's campaign staff forced the candidate to pose with a fly swatter, an instrument of cruelty that has been denounced by animal-rights groups such as People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), and is extremely offensive to devout Buddhists who believe all creatures have a right to life. It's unclear if Biden even realized what was going on, or if the following photo is evidence of elder abuse.