The Morning Briefing: Caitlyn Is Easily the Greatest Jenner Since Bruce

Feliz Cinco de Mayo, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. You don’t want to know what I’m doing with this sombrero.

I am going to be awash in a sea of margarita specials today that I’m probably going to avoid. Check this space tomorrow to see how well my disciplined, monk-like approach worked.

This was about to be another Anthony Fauci rant leading off this morning. It’s been about two weeks since I featured America’s Worst Bureaucrat, after all. Irritation with Fauci is evergreen though, so I know I’ll be getting around to some more righteous indignation regarding him soon enough.

There was one story that had been sticking in my head for a couple of days already, I opted to go with that instead.